The relationship between Vladimir Putin and Silvio Berlusconi has been covered to death, especially after Wiki leaked. Or so one thought.
Yesterday, Italian paper La Stampa revealed perhaps the most revelatory revelation yet, one that finally fleshes out — in full, voluptuous real-life metaphor — the nature of the dynamic between the two mens.
According the paper, on one of Silvio’s visits to Putin’s dacha, Vlad insisted that the two of them go for a walk in the woods, alone. Silvio put on a fur hat, Vlad slung a rifle over his shoulder.
They walked, they talked. Then Vlad saw a shadow flitting by and, before Silvio could even react, Vlad had shot what turned out to be a deer in one shot. Killed it dead. Then he took out a knife and cut out the deer’s heart. Silvio duly fainted.
Of course, this sounds totally fishy but it’s a blog and it’s too good not to tell. I mean, Putin has done many a crazy thing, but killing and de-hearting Bambi is probably his most glorious accomplishment.